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A man walks into the Vet’s office carrying his dog. he says to the vet‚ hey doc you have to help my dog‚ I think he’s sick. The vet says I’m sorry but your dog is dead. The man doesn’t believe him and says doc‚ you wrong‚ he’s just sick. The doc says I’ll prove it to you. Nurse‚ please bring in the cat. The nurse brings in the cat and put him on the the table with the dog. The cat sniffs the dog up one side and down the other and jumps off the table and walks away. The man says to the vet‚ I guess you are right doc‚ my dog hates cats but he never moved when the cat was on the table. Ok doc‚ how much do I owe you? The doc say $850.00. The man can’t believe it and says why so expensive? The doc says "well the office visit is $50.00 and the $800.00 is for the catscan!!!!!!