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here is a joke to brighten up your day¸Sick but funny: Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together‚ and they were getting a little testy¸ One morning‚ the first friend says‚"you know‚ why don’t we split up today¸ I’ll hike North and spend the day liiking around‚ you hike south and spend the day¸ Tonight‚we’ll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire¸" The second friend agrees and hikes south¸ The first man hikes north¸That night over dinner‚ the first man tells his story¸"Today I hiked into a beautiful valley¸ I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch¸Then I swam in a mountain lake¸ As I sat out and dried‚I watched butterflies and hawks float overhead¸How was your day?" The second friend says‚"I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks¸ I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks¸ I cut the ropes off and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon¸ Finally‚ when I was so tired I could barely move‚ I came back to camp¸" "Wow‚" the first friend says‚"did you get a blow job?" "No‚" says the second friend¸"I couldn’t find her head¸"