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I first heard this joke about 10 years ago‚ I was 17 at the time and for one reason and another it has stuck with me and every new person I meet I try it out‚ just to get their oppinion‚ here goes:­ A down and out tramp‚ out one day looking for some scraps came across an old lamp in a dustbin‚ he gave it a quick wipe‚ as it was dirty and you’ve guesed it out popped a genie¸ "Thank you for setting me free" said the genie "you can have one wish"¸ The tramp thought for a second and then said "I just want my luck to change for the better"‚ "Granted" said the genie and promptly vanished¸ "I wonder if this works" he muttered to himself and with his last £1 he bought a raffle ticket‚ his number came up and won £10‚ "Bloody hell‚ it’s working" he shouted¸ That week he put his £10 on the National Lottery‚ all six numbers came up and he won £6 million‚ "Fucking Hell‚ I’m made" he shouted¸ With his winnings he went on a world cruise‚ one of the stops was India‚ he was in a bar one day and got chatting to the bar maid¸ "What’s that spot on your forehead?" asked the tramp " It’s part of our culture" said the barmaid‚ "we have to wear one"¸ "Does it come off‚ or is it permanent?" asked the tramp‚ "It comes off" replied the barmaid " go on give it a scratch"‚ the tramp scratched and won a car!!!