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I first heard this joke about 10 years ago I was 17 at the time and for one reason and another it has stuck with me and every new person I meet I try it out just to get their oppinion here goes:
A down and out tramp out one day looking for some scraps came across an old lamp in a dustbin he gave it a quick wipe as it was dirty and youve guesed it out popped a genie¸ "Thank you for setting me free" said the genie "you can have one wish"¸ The tramp thought for a second and then said "I just want my luck to change for the better" "Granted" said the genie and promptly vanished¸ "I wonder if this works" he muttered to himself and with his last £1 he bought a raffle ticket his number came up and won £10 "Bloody hell its working" he shouted¸ That week he put his £10 on the National Lottery all six numbers came up and he won £6 million "Fucking Hell Im made" he shouted¸ With his winnings he went on a world cruise one of the stops was India he was in a bar one day and got chatting to the bar maid¸ "Whats that spot on your forehead?" asked the tramp " Its part of our culture" said the barmaid "we have to wear one"¸ "Does it come off or is it permanent?" asked the tramp "It comes off" replied the barmaid " go on give it a scratch" the tramp scratched and won a car!!!