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Three dogs were in a cage at the city pound: A Pit Bull a German
Shephard and a Great Dane¸ The Pit Bull told the others "I was eating my
dinner and my owners two year old niece tried to grab my food so I
ripped out her throat¸ Now they are going to put me to sleep¸" The
German
Shephard said "I chewed up my master shoes yesterday and now they are
going to put me to sleep¸" The Great Dane said "My master is a beautiful
twenty two year old woman¸ The other day she came out of the shower
and bent over in front of me so I mounted her and did my thing¸" "So
are
you in here to be put to sleep too?" asked the others¸ "No Im here to
have my nails clipped!"