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100 words? Seems like it should be easy enough¸ Though I dont really know what to say¸ You know I guess my mind kind of draws a blank when Im put on the spot like this¸ Lets see¸¸¸¸¸¸uh sex¸ Nah youve probably heard/seen most of anything I can think about here¸ I know!!! How about a joke¸ I got a bunch of them¸ Hold on¸¸¸¸¸¸
One evening this guy comes home from work to be greeted by his wife at the door¸ She gives him a kiss and says "Honey theres a problem with the vacuum cleaner¸ Could you please look at it for me?" Her husband replies "Look I work hard all day long¸ Im tired and all I want to do is eat dinner and relax¸ What do I look like the Kirby man?" His wife shrugssighs and goes to fix dinner¸
The next evening he comes home from work and his wife greets him at the door¸ She tells him "Honey theres something wrong with the washing machine¸ Could you please fix it for me?" Her husband replies "I dont believe this¸ I work hard all day Im tired and all I want to do is sit down in front of the TV and relax¸ What do I look like the Maytag repair man?" The wife looks at him shakes her head and walks away¸
The next night he comes home opens the door and there is his wife vacuuming the floor and he can hear the washing machine running in the garage¸ He says "Honey you got the stuff fixed! Great! How did you do it?" His wife replies "Well theres this guy down the street who said he would fix both things if I either had sex with him or baked him a cake¸" The husband says "Great! What kind of cake did you bake him?" His wife goes "Yeah right who do I look like Betty Crocker?"
O¸k¸ o¸k¸ so I cut and pasted it¸ I admit it¸ I ts just that its late and my brain is not working to full imaginitive capacity¸ I mean when you surf your brain shifts down into first or second gear anyways right? Besides considering where Im at both those gears are somewhat idled and Im therefore thinking with my other head you know¸¸¸¸¸
Did I pass yet?