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Dear Sharon‚ I think it’s a pretty unique idea that you have here for screening potential customers for your service since there are so many people out there looking for free stuff on the internet¸ I do beleive in free samples since it is pretty difficult to pay for something you’ve never seen before¸ If you are looking for people who are intellectual as customers please consider that the way you are receiving our feedback is by e­mail which makes us all computer literate enough to access the internet¸ Guess nothing’s for free unless you earned it‚so i guess you can’t call it FREE samples cause we all earned it by taking our time sending you our letters¸ joke: Two construction workers were working on a building site‚one was one the first floor while the other was on the fifth floor¸ The construction worker on the fifth floor needed a handsaw so he decided to signal his friend instead of going down five floors for it¸ The guy pointed to his own eyes signaling "i" and then pointed to his knees meaning "need" then waved boths his hands to say "handsaw"¸ Suddenly his buddy on the first floor unzipped his own pants and started jacking off¸ Surprised and pissed off the guy ran down to the first floor and said " you idiot! what the hell were you thinking ? I wanted you to bring the handsaw!!!" " I knew that" said his friend and I was signaling to you that "I was coming!!!"