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This is a joke one day the teacher was teaching bible class and was asking the class what part of the person they thought went to heaven first­­and little johny was going nuts waiving his hand about­­but the teacher ignored him and picked Susie instead­­"the heart‚ because it loves god"­­­then she picks Joey­­­"the soul because it is the most like god" and she continues to ignore Johny afraid of what perverse answer he might offer‚ So she asks Annie to give her answer­­­"the mind‚ "cause its the part that understands god¸ Finally the only hand up in the class is Johny’s so the teacher is forced to ask for his answer and he responds "the feet"¸ bewildered the teacher asks him why and he responds "Well I don’t really know why‚ I just walked into my parents room and saw my Mommy with her feet up in the air screaming "Oh Lord‚ I’m cumming!"