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I am writing to let you know that I am crying inside¸ I am a man from a planet outside of this solar system¸ I find that Earth women do not have what it takes to excite me sexually¸ However‚ I am infatuated with a small percentage of the population which could best be described as leggy supermodels¸ It is my ultimate plan to build an army of supermodels as sex slaves and march them to my hidden craft and have a funk disco party like the universe has never seen¸ I want to know if your archives have any fabulous pictures of nude blondes‚ for they are what I love¸ Nothing grose or lewd‚ just tasteful nusity¸ I hope I have reached the word limit because my attention span is running out!