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A guy is driving down a country road and he comes to a screaming halt because there are a bunch of sheep are crossing the road¸ He gets out of the car and starts talking to the farmer¸¸¸
"If I can guess how many sheep are here can I have one?" the driver says¸
"Sure there are hundreds buddy go ahead¸" replies the farmer¸
"467¸" says the driver with certinty¸
"Wow man thats incredible! Go ahead and take your pick¸" answers the farmer¸
So the driver goes and takes a nice small sheep and goes to leave¸
"Hold on pal¸" says the farmer "If I can guess what you do for a living can I have my sheep back?"
"OK thats fair¸" says the driver¸
"Your a bureacrat¸" says the farmer with a smirk on his face¸
"Thats amazing! How did you know?" says the driver with amazement¸
"Put down my dog¸" answers the farmer¸