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"Thank God I’m A Country Slut" [Sophomoric Collegiate Prose w/ No Apologies to John Denver] Verse #1: Well life in the house is kinda’ laid back‚ just makin’ my dollars while workin’ in the sack‚ For a mere $20 dollars ain’t nuthin’ I can’t hack‚ Thank God I’m a Country Slut¸¸¸ Chorus: Well I got me a "hot box" & an’ a hot set o’ "zingers"‚ Hot twat lady of passion‚ I’m a Dowling Street Swinger‚ ’Fraid of disease? You can fuck me with your fingers‚ Thank God I’m a Country Slut! Verse #2: Well the sun’s goin’ down & the lights are dim‚ I strap on the leather for the ol’ S&M‚ You can cram your poker up my quim‚ Thank God I’m a Country Slut REPEAT CHORUS (until you are run off stage¸¸¸] Amazing "fun fact": This ("Ahem¸¸¸") original composition was performed live on­stage a mere 20 years ago¸¸¸ Everyone‚ miraculously‚ survived to grow up and lead boringly productive lives¸¸¸¸