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A married couple retire to their hotel room on their wedding night¸ The
man who is much larger than the petite woman takes off his pants and throws
them over to his wife saying "Put these on¸"
The woman replies "but they are too big for me¸¸¸"
"put them on anyway "
She puts them on they fall down and she says "I cant fit into these¸¸¸"
He Replies "Thats right now just remember who wears the pants in
this family"
The woman then takes off her panties and throws them over to her husband
saying "Put these on¸"
He looks at them and says "I cant get into these¸¸¸"
She replies "Yes thats right¸ And you wont be able to in the future
unless you change your attitude!"
4 KINDS OF SEX
HOUSE SEX: When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in
every room¸
BEDROOM SEX: After you have been married for a while you just have sex in
the bedroom¸
HALL SEX: After you have been married for many many years you just pass
each other in the hall and say "F**K YOU"
COURTROOM SEX: Your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in
front of lots of people for every penny youve got¸