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A man walks over to the bar and speaks to the bartender¸ "Bartender‚ I’ll bet you 300 dollars that I can piss into that cup and not spill a single drop¸" The bartender looks at the cup‚ a good ten feet away¸ "You’ve got a bet‚" says the tender¸ The man stands back‚ opens his fly‚ whips it out and begins to piss¸ Piss goes everywhere‚ on the bar counter‚ on the bartender‚ on the stools‚ on the customers‚ erverywhere but in the cup¸ The bartender is laughing and says to the man when he finishes‚ "Sonny‚ you owe me 300 dollars¸" He says‚ "Just one moment¸" He walks over to the back of the bar where some other guys are and talks to them¸ He comes back and hands the tender the 300 with a smile on his face¸ The tender says to him‚ "Why are you so fucking happy? You just lost three hundred dollars!" The man responds‚ "Yeah sure‚ you see those guys in the back of the bar? I just bet them 1000 dollars that I could piss all over you‚ the bar‚ and the other customers‚ and you’d not only let me‚ but you’d be happy!!!"