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Heard a good joke lately? Well I have¸ Heres one¸ There was this man named John¸ He had a girlfriend named Wendy¸ So before they got married he decided to have his dick tatood with the name Wendy on it¸ So he goes to this tatoo shop and asks the man there to give him a tatoo on his dick with the name Wendy printed on it¸ The tatoo man says he could but only if your dick is erect¸ So John unzipps his pants takes out his dick and starts jerking off¸ After a while his dick becomes big and hard¸ So the tatoo man begins to print the name Wendy on Johns dick¸ After he finished John noticed that his dick was not erect anymore¸ He notices that when his dick is not erect he can only see two letters¸ That is WY¸ the first and last letters of the name Wendy¸ So John and Wendy gets married and decides to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon¸ They go out to eat at this restaurant¸ While there John had to take a piss so he excused himself and went to the bathroom¸ He goes in unzips his zipper pulls out his dick and starts to relieve himself when this Jamiacan gut comes over to the next stall and unzips his pants and also begins to take a piss¸ John happened to look over at the Jamaicans dick and noticed that it had the letters WY tatood on it¸ So he asks the Jamaican gut if he had a girlfriend name Wendy also¸ To which the Jamaican guy replied "No my penis says Welcome To Jamaica Have A Nice Fucking Day¸"