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A flyfisherman once had a fishing accident‚ his fly had ripped out his eye¸ As a result he had to get an artificial one¸ He chose for a wooden one because if it fell in the water it would float¸ He also didn’t have much luck with women‚ women don’t like wooden eyes¸ One night he went with his friends to a disco¸ All his friends were on the dance floor when a woman with very big ears walked in¸ He asked her:"Would you like to dance with me?"¸ She replied:"Would I? ¸¸¸ Would I? ¸¸¸"¸ And he replied angrily:"Big ears! Big ears!"¸