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So let’s talk about this new toy that is taking our country by storm¸ This "Tickle Me Elmo" toy¸ Every night on the late news I hear about how parents and grandparents are so upset because they cannot find the stuffed animal anywhere¸ Tomorrow a radio station is auctioning off the last Elmo in the city‚ I suspect it will fetch close to a thousand dollars¸ Really‚ is this toy really worth it¸ All this for a little red‚ furry creature that laughs¸ But hey‚ this is capitalist America­­more power to the consumer and the producer¸ Everyone will be happy on the morning of the twenty­fifth of December¸ So Merry Christmas to all‚ and to all a good night¸