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THERE WERE THESE TWO FISH IN A POND AND ONE FISH SAID TO OTHER FISH "IF THAT FLY DROPS ANOTHER INCH IM GONNA GET THAT FLY¸ WHILE THE TWO FISH WERE TALKING THERE WAS AN EAGLE IN THE SKY WHO THOUGHT "IF THAT FISH JUMPS OUT OF THE WATER TO GET THAT FLY WHEN IT DROPS ANOTHER TWO INCHES THEN IM GONNA GET THAT FISH¸
WELL ON THE SHORE OF THE POND THERE WAS A BEAR WHO WAS WATCHING THE EAGLE WHO WAS WATCHING THE FISH WHO WAS WATCHING THE FLY THAT MIGHT DROP TWO INCHES AND THE BEAR THOUGHT TO HIMSELF/HERSELF IF THAT EAGLE GOES AFTER THAT FISH WHEN THAT FISH GOES AFTER THAT FLY WHEN IT DROPS TWO INCHES iM GONNA GET THAT EAGLE¸
BUT BACK IN THE WOODS THERE WAS A HUNTER WHO THOUGHT "WHEN THAT BEAR GOES AFTER THAT EAGLE WHEN THE EAGLE GOES AFTER THE FISH AFTER THE FISH GOES AFTER THE FLY WHICH BY THE WAY MIGHT DROP TWO INCHES IM GONNA DROP MY SANDWICH AND GUN DOWN THAT BEAR¸ WEEL FURTHER BACK IN THE WOODS THERE WAS A MOUSE WATCHING THAT HUNTERS SANDWICH
AND THE MOUSE THOUGHT "WHEN THAT HUNTER DROPS THAT SANDWICH TO SHOOT THAT BEAR WHO GOES AFTER THAT EAGLE WHO GOES AFTER THE FISH WHO JUMPS AFTER THE FLY WHICH MIGHT DROP TWO INCHES IM GONNA GET THAT SANDWICH¸ FINALLY THERE WAS A CAT FURTHER IN THE WOODS WHO THOUGHT: "IF THAT MOUSE GOES FOR THE HUNTERS SANDWICH WHEN THE HUNTER
GOES TO DROP THAT BEAR WHEN THE BEAR GOES FOR THAT EAGLE WHEN THE EAGLE GOES FOR THAT FISH WHO IS GOING FOR THE FLY WHICH MIGHT DROP TWO INCHES iM GONNA GET THAT MOUSE¸ WELL LOWANDBEHOLD THE FLY DROPS TWO INCHES¸ tHE FISH JUMPS UP AND GETS THE FLY THEN THE EAGLE SWOOPS DOWN AND GETS THE FISH NEXT THE BEAR
REACHES OUT AND SNAGS THE EAGLE THEN THE HUNTER DROPS HIS SANDWICH AND SHOOTS THE BEAR NEXT THE MOUSE RUNS AND GETS THE SANDWICH¸ FINALLY THE CAT COMES RACING AFTER THE MOUSE DIVES MISSES AND ROLLS INTO THE POND¸ SO WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY? IF THE FLY DROPS TWO INCHES THE PUSSY IS GETTING WET!!!!! THANX FOR THE SPACE¸