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Date: 970930
Time: 11:15:00
Who ever has traveled will understand well that language problems usually end up humorous.Your´re prepared that there will be difficulties with the language so you assume a certian flexability with word definitions.But what happens when the foreign countries language is the same as yours?Yes thats right you forget all about flexability. My first trip to England was pretty standard for the pocket change traveler .Work in a pubsave enough moneymove to the next town.I had finially reached Scottland when I decided to improve my level of luxury . This of course meant the purchace of clothing which "should" help me find work to finance this new level of luxury.I was almost finished with the outfit surprised that I had spent so littleand wanted to buy a pair of suspenders.I entered a rather upscale clothing store and within seconds was approached by a sales clerk.He asked what I needed and I explained that I wanted a pair of suspendersblue or black preferably.Somewhat surprised he said that the wives usually did the shopping for those sorts of things.I explained that I hadn`t a wife.He then looked a bit puzzled before settling into a grin.He spoke about how everything changes so rapidly but if a man wished to buy his girlfriend a pair of suspenders then so be it. Iconfused by his answerreplied that I hadn`t a girlfriend either.I wished only a nice pair of suspenders that matched well with what I had purchaced earlier.At that moment the store clerk had what appeared to be stroke.Forcing himself to speak even though it was obviously painfull to do so he exclaimed that this particular store couldn`t be of any help.With a nod and shove I found myself quickly outside. Confused about what had just happened I found myself looking into a pair of eyes asking if I wanted to come along home for lunch and a display of what English suspenders look like. Stuned by her intensity I replied yes without thinking.That was probably the best gut reaction I`ve ever had.You seein Englandone says "suspenders" when an American would say "garters".The lunch was fine the display of English "suspenders" was wonderfully decadent.