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Have you ever woke up in the morning with cotton mouth? Felt like you had chewed on your blanket alnight? Couldnt wait to get to the bathroom to brush those pearly whites? But when you looked in the mirror you saw a string hanging from your mouth (meaning of gross)¸ There werre two college guys walking down the road one day as they were passing by a house the owner was sitting on the pourch¸ He asked "How would you boys like to make $15 dollars each an hour chopping some wood?" They looked at each other then replied to him "We dont know how but were willing to learn¸" The owner took them to the back yard showed them how and they were doing fine when the phone rang¸ He ran inside and it was his coworder "I dont know what were going to do for tonights company party the entertainment just canceled¸" At about that time he looked out the window and saw one of the boys running by he did a tripple summersalt a couple of back flips ran up the wall of the barn doing a double back flip and did the most perfect 10 point landing he had ever saw¸ He told his buddy he would call him back¸ He went outside asked the one boy at the wood pile do you think your friend would be interested in performing this same routine for my company party tonight for a couple of hundred dollars? The boy answered "I dont know let me ask him¸" "Frank are you willing to chop off another toe for $200¸