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I woke up one fine drizzly day and rolled out of my sleeping bag¸ The rain was pattering on the nylon roof‚ and I struggled into my rainpants and jacket¸ The tent is small‚ and I can barely manuever‚ but I manage¸ I unzip the tent door‚ and step outside¸ Mushrooms¸ Hundreds of them‚ literally‚ had sprung up overnight¸ I wouldnt say anything concerning the phallic imagery of the fungi‚ nor what I was doing in the woods the night before¸ I did‚ however‚ immediately dash off in search of the mushroom of choice‚ amanita muscaria¸ To make a long story (or shall I say a short story) shorter‚ I happened upon a tree stump settled in a mass of bracken¸ And under the stump‚ were three glistening red `shrooms‚ white dotted‚ perfect in their psychedelic splendor¸ It twas a good day¸