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As I had done many other typical hot and humid summer days I poured myself a tall glass of orange juice¸ My girlfriend and I sat at the kitchen table discusing our plans for the night and having trouble deciding between takeout Thai food and a romantic candlelight dinner¸ After a long day landscaping I just couldnt think of cooking her a full meal¸ She was a little annoyed that I didnt feel up to cooking so she gave me that I need attention face of hers¸ I just couldnt¸ I proceded to drink my OJ knowing that as soon as I finished there would be trouble¸ In order to stall a little longer I asked if she could pour me some more juice¸ I didnt expect a big happy smile but I didnt expect an arguement either! She yelled at me about how the glass was still half full and how unless i finished it she wasnt going to pour me any more¸ After about five minutes she went to the fridge grabbed the gallon of juice and proceded to pour it into my lap¸ As I reacted with a squeal and a face she started laughing hysterically! I was PISSED! I chased her around the house for about ten minutes with no luck¸ I resorted to threatening her with kiwis and thats when everything broke! She started laughing even harder mocking me and my kiwis so i smeared one in her face which made laugh uncontrolably¸ After covering each other with our future fruit salad we ended up half naked on the floor and dripping the sweetest nectar¸ That was the only time we shared multiple orgasms but Ill never forget it¸ And by the way to answer the age old arguement it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty you still need more juice¸