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I think it is interesting‚ in reviewing comments by previous "samplers‚ " that there are so many comments filled with irritation &/or gibberish¸ People seem to feel imposed upon by your proposed barter ¸ ¸ ¸ which I think is an intriguing idea in principle‚ but I have to say that 1) most replies don’t seem interesting enough to warrant your attention and 2) it must take a lot of time to read random stuff¸ For some reason‚ this makes me think of an "ambition" I used to have‚ which was to shave my head & sit around in public places (swathed in robes‚ of course) holding a sign that said "tell me something¸" A wistful romantic notion‚ in some weird way‚ but unfortunately I don’t think that it would really have been all that informative¸ Then again ‚ you never know¸ ¸ ¸ ¸ instead‚ I decided to become a lawyer¸ I know‚ everyone hates lawyers‚ but arguing is what I enjoy most [um‚ aside from sex of course ¸ ¸ ¸ I’m pretty sure I remember having it long ago & liking it a lot ¸ ¸ ¸ one of the perils of hanging around people who want to become lawyers is that for the most part they are not NEARLY eccentric enough to be sexually attractive/ed to me ¸ ¸ ¸]‚ & I’m a persuasive motherfucker if I do say so myself¸ Although I have discovered that there is a problem with juries‚ unlike interpersonal arguments you can’t just win an argument & have your opponents sullenly resent your superior rhetorical prowess‚ you have to CONVERT them to your side willingly¸ You can’t let a jury think you’re enjoying the chase too much¸ A new challenge¸ And so‚ I continue to babble‚ non? This must be 100 words¸ Anyway‚ don’t hate all lawyers‚ because some of us are just doing something fun for pay‚ & most of us aren’t complete mercenaries‚ we have some principles [well‚ some of us do‚ anyway]¸ See you in court¸ Now‚ about that assfucking ¸ ¸ ¸ ¸