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Typing this out isn’t quite as easy as I had originally though it would be¸ I said to myself‚"A hudred words? Fuck it¸ Type something‚ anything; you’re good at rambling"¸ And now‚ 10 minutes later‚ I’m sitting here with my thumb up my ass‚(not literally)‚ stumbling over words‚ thinking about what the hell I can say to fulfill the requirement¸ It’s times like this that reminds me of a comic strip I once saw¸ There was a guy sitting at a desk with a big slab of granite on top of it¸ In his right hand he’s holding a pen‚ and in the other hand he’s got a tuft of hair that he’s torn out in frustration¸ And on the piece of granite were found the words "Writer’s Block"¸ I read a few of the other submissions before I tried to apply myself to this task¸ Some people have beautiful prose and I envy them¸ I share the same resentment for those who can get up in a crowd and speak articulately¸ It doesn’t¸ I’ve learned how to blend and be a face in the crowd¸¸¸a part of the moving scenery¸ Being different where I’m from has so very little meaning nowadays¸ The alternative is the goal of my peers¸ After everyone gets their tongues and noses pierced‚ followed by a tattoo‚ it kinda hard to distinguish one friend from another¸ Therefore‚ in my opinion‚ the true alternative motive is to be normal‚ whatever that is¸ It’s hard to believe that our need to be unique would overwhelm our common sense¸ Guess it’s true: Nonsense is fun because common sense is lacking¸ Well‚ I’m getting that frustrated feeling again¸ Should I stop and count words‚ go back and check for type­o’s‚ or just push on? Say‚Sharron‚ that’s a great idea if you could implement a word counter for ppl like me who type just enough to get by‚ it might actually speed up the process¸ All I can say is‚ damnit‚ after all these formalities‚ I hope that the files that I’m about to view are worth it¸ Otherwise‚ I gonna cuss til I’m blue in the nuts¸