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I donna spicka Engleesh so good but I trya you now¸ Hows ita gonna for you?
I come here to New Yock and stay inna bigga hotel¸ Only I no have the sheet onna
the bed¸ So I say to the maid "I wanna sheet on the bed¸" She say "NO WAY YOU
GONNA SHEET ON THE BED YOU SONNAMABITCH!" I don know the lady and
she calla me Sonnamabitch!
Then I go down to the ristorante and ask for a hot meal¸ Only theya giva me
a spoon a knife but no fock¸ I tella them I wanna fock¸ Waitress say to me
"Everybody wanna fock!" I say "No I wanna fock onna the table¸" She say
"NO WAY YOU GONNA FOCK ON MY TABLE YOU SONNAMABITCH!" I don even know the lady¸
And now she calla me Sonnamabitch!
I hopa you website better for me than New Yock you Sonnamabitch!