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Was talking with my partner last night about a particular bondage ensemble item; namely‚ the (usually red) plastic ball that is used as a gag¸ Said it reminded me of the apple frequently placed inside the mouth of a roast pig¸ My partner said that‚ if that was the case‚ we should use a piece of cloth/rope¸ Too late­­my mind followed the tangent and soon I was thinking of that seen from Douglas Adam’s _Hitchhiker’s Guide_ where the main course talks to the diners about which part of its body is best for consumption¸ Total loss of concentration with concomitant loss of arousal‚ and so my question is‚ would a vegetarian have had this problem?