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A man and his monkey walk into a bar¸ After having a couple drinks
the man hears some commotion and notices that his monkey is gone¸
A guy shouts at him "Hey! Your monkey just ate our cue ball!" The
man pays for the cue ball and leaves the bar¸ A few days later the
monkey the monkeys owner and the pool player are at the same bar¸
While drinking his beer the pool player curiously watches as the monkey
takes a cherry looks at it shoves it up his ass pulls it out and eats it¸
The pool player asks the owner what the hell that was all about¸ The
owner casually answered "Oh now he measures everything before he
eats it¸"