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Boris and Natasha a old Russian couple take their daily constitutional around Red Square¸ Rain or shine they are out there walking each day¸ And each day they pass the intimidating Russian Guard Rudolph¸ As they have been walking past him everyday for the past five years or so their relationship with Rudy has become somewhat coridal¸
This particular day Boris and Natasha are walking about Red Square kneedeep in the winters snow¸ As always they see Rudy the Russian Guard at his normal post¸ As they draw up to him Boris says "Hello Rudy!"¸
"Hello Boris" replies the taciturn guard¸
"Bad snow were having so early this year isnt it?" asked Boris¸
Rudy replied "Not snow¸ Is rain¸"
Boris looked at Rudy in a little surprise but said "Okay Rudy well see you tomorrow!"
As Natasha and Boris walk out of sight Natasha suddenly slaps Boris on the arm¸
"What the hell was that for?"
"Because its snowing and when Rudy said it was raining all you did was agree with him and we left! Why didnt you tell him the truth?!?!"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain dear¸"