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Champion Beer Drinker A young lady walked into a rough looking bar on the East side one evening‚ and calmly asked of the bartender‚ "What’s the record for drinking bottles of beer in this place?" The bartender answered smugly "Twenty five bottles¸ Why?" "Set up twenty six bottles" said the little lady¸ The barkeep laughed at the suggestion and demanded payment in advance‚ but stopped laughing when she had finished the first six in only a few minutes¸ After less than a half an hour the first dozen were gone and the whole bar was wild in their support of the young lady¸ In less that ninety minutes the diminutive young thing had finished off all twenty six beers and to the cheers of the crowd‚ had her picture taken and a plaque raised in her honour¸ The following night the girl came back and when the barkeep proudly offered her a beer on the house she refused saying " No way‚ I was up all last night blowing chunks¸" "Oh come on" the bartender replied¸ "I usually puke after seven or eight‚ you drank twenty six beers‚ what did you expect?" "I don’t think you understand" the girl said sheepishly¸ "Chunks is my dog!" Luv your pics!