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A man moves out into the woods to get away from it all¸ One day
he decides to go into town¸ He goes to the bar and asks "where are
all the women¸" The bartender says "we have no women in this town
all we have is old Joe¸" The bartender points to an old man at the
end of the bar¸ "No Way!" He states and walks out¸
A year passes and the same guy comes into the bar¸ "where are all
the women¸" The bartender says "we dont have any woman just old
Joe¸" The man leaves the bar¸
Another year passes and the guy enters the bar¸ "Where are all the
women¸" "No women just old joe¸" The guy leans over the bar and
asks the bartender if I were to have old joe who would know?"
"Well" the bartender says "You me Joe and about 4 or 5 other people¸"
The guy says "I dont mind you me or Joe knowing about it but why
do 4 or five other people have to know about it?"
The bartender answers "The 4 or five people are to hold old joe down
ya see hes not too hot on the idea either !!"