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Hi there! Sorry about the OJ subject‚ but when I saw it in the list‚ I knew I had to use it¸ I am a college student from Washington state‚ and work for an internet service proider¸ All day long I play on the internet¸ Every now and then the space aliens (yeah‚ that’s it) come down and make me run searches for things‚ dirty things! That’s how I ran accross your page¸ Of all the pages (of any subject matter) yours is‚ by far‚ the most alluring¸ For all I know‚ this could be one of those annoying research tests by the Univ¸ of Baltimore to see how many responses they get from the word "pussy" (I think that’s what I looked up)¸ You know what I’m talking about‚ you click on a link that tells you that it’ll take you to the most beautiful women in the internet¸ You click‚ and BLAMMO: "Thank you for inadvertantly partic­ ipating in a University of Santa Clara School of Psychology Research Project¸ We hope we haven’t inconvenienced you¸ Have a nice day¸" What the Hell is that? Have a nice day? They’re sitting there high and mighty‚ laughing at my perverted ass‚ which is probably what you are doing too¸ Is that 100 words‚ yet?!? I feel like I’m writing a research paper for school‚ but this is more fun¸ Anyway‚ I love your idea here and maybe it’ll catch on¸ If anything‚ I think you’re gauranteed to get more intelectual perverts‚ oops‚ can’t leave out "cheap¸" after all‚ I’m writing all this to get access to FREE pornography¸ WOOHOO!