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100 words huh? Better tell a joke¸¸¸¸¸ Joe walked into a brothel looking for a good time¸ The owner of the brothel asked Joe what he was looking for and Joe replied that he wanted a damn good blow job¸ The owner points up the stairs and tells Joe to go to room 69¸ Joe enters room 69 and is confronted by a not so good looking whore who procedes to give him the best blow of his life¸ Joe comments on the quality of the oral services and the whore takes him over to a window and points to a fountain in the park below¸ "See that fountain? I got that for giving the best blow jobs in this city¸" Joe comes back a week later and tells the owner he’s looking for some good anal action¸ The owner again directs him to room 69 and Joe is met by the same whore who bends over and takes it all¸ After the trip up hershey highway‚ Joe comments on how wonderful the sex was again¸ The whore takes him over to a window and points to a small gazebo in the park¸ "See that little building??? I got that for being the best at anal sex in this town¸" Joe comes back again in a week and tells the owner that he wants straight sex and that since the whore in room 69 was so good at everything else he wanted to go back up there¸¸¸¸ The owner giggles and lets him through¸ Joe walks into the room and tells the whore that he wants good straight sex¸ The whore walks over to the windows and points to a large condo across the road¸ "See that condo? Thats what I WOULD have had if I had a pussy!"