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Well hello there‚ Just read some of your tart responses to the presumably more neanderthal/just plain weird supplicants¸ Fortunately sitting in a comfy chair in front of a computer means you can’t cower whimpering at an anticipated tongue­lashing for long¸ I’ve been reading the various examples of submitted prose‚ and I’ve realised something: You’ve hit the Mother Lode! This stuff is great! I have to say‚ on my brief perusal‚ there some true gems there in your Good/OK/Bad list¸ All human life is there‚ from "teenagegrowingpainsangstboy"‚ [Buttfuck‚ Tennessee] with his ’stream O Consh¸ rant‚ to "monobrow" with a eloquent plaint against the privations of typing (!) a hundred words¸ *And let’s not leave out the unforgettable* "hjky kjshdun kjdfl ‚klig"‚ Whattaguy! In fact‚ I must proclaim from the rooftops: Your site is worth visiting for the humour content alone¸ In fact‚ I no longer wish to see the samples‚ I’m just gonna browse those messages¸ (the last sentence of the above is not true) Hope this tickles your wriggler¸