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Okay‚ what to say that others might find interesting and amusing¸ The first time I had sex was in a very squeeky bed at my girlfriends house (what a surprise)‚ with her parents downstairs‚ mm not thatinteresting‚ nor was the sex¸ Next time was at my parents house when they were out shopping‚ but my old man had forgoten his wallet¸ Fuck me that’s pretty boring as well¸ I’m not in a particularly interesting mood‚ maybe I’ll try again when I can be arsed to say something which is vaguely interesting¸ (re a meesge which was noted as being really good­ In Dorset in England [out in the country side] I beleive it’s considered abnormal not to marry a close relative‚ mixed [sex] mariages are also frowned on¸)