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An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem¸ "I fart all the time‚ Doctor Johnson‚ but they’re soundless‚ and they have no odor¸ In fact‚ since I’ve been here‚ I’ve farted no less than twenty times¸ What can I do?" "I’m going to write you a prescription for some pills‚ Mrs¸ Harris¸ I want you to take them three times a day for seven days and come back and see me next week¸" Everything was rather quiet in the hundred acre wood¸ The trees whispered to each other as the wind rustled their leaves¸ Under a large oak tree‚ there lived Pooh bear¸ From inside Pooh’s house‚ there came a steady bang¸¸¸bang¸¸¸ bang!‚ that was making his honey jars rattle on the sideboard¸ The light came through the window‚ and in the evening sun Pooh raised the axe once more and brought it down on the tattered remains of Christopher Robin¸ "Why¸¸¸won’t¸¸¸ he¸¸¸fit¸¸¸" puffed Pooh to himself as the axe came down once more¸ There was a small pile of earth‚ and a hole next to it‚ which Pooh had hidden with his favourite rug¸ Christopher Robin‚ selfish prat that he was‚ didn’t quite fit in the hole Pooh had dug‚ so instead of making it wider he had decided to hack Christopher Robin’s legs off One week later‚ an upset Mrs¸ Harris marched into Dr¸ Johnson’s office¸ "Doctor‚ I don’t know what was in those pills‚ but the problem is worse! I’m farting just as much‚ but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down‚ Mrs¸ Harris‚" said the doctor reassuringly¸ "Now that we’ve fixed your sinuses‚ we’ll work on your hearing¸"