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An old woman came into her doctors office and confessed to an embarrassing
problem¸
"I fart all the time Doctor Johnson but theyre soundless and they have
no odor¸ In fact since Ive been here Ive farted no less than twenty
times¸ What can I do?"
"Im going to write you a prescription for some pills Mrs¸ Harris¸ I want
you to take them three times a day for seven days and come back and see me
next week¸"
Everything was rather quiet in the hundred acre wood¸ The trees
whispered to
each other as the wind rustled their leaves¸ Under a large oak tree
there
lived Pooh bear¸ From inside Poohs house there came a steady
bang¸¸¸bang¸¸¸
bang! that was making his honey jars rattle on the sideboard¸ The light
came
through the window and in the evening sun Pooh raised the axe once more
and
brought it down on the tattered remains of Christopher Robin¸
"Why¸¸¸wont¸¸¸
he¸¸¸fit¸¸¸" puffed Pooh to himself as the axe came down once more¸
There was
a small pile of earth and a hole next to it which Pooh had hidden with
his
favourite rug¸ Christopher Robin selfish prat that he was didnt quite
fit
in the hole Pooh had dug so instead of making it wider he had decided
to
hack
Christopher Robins legs off
One week later an upset Mrs¸ Harris marched into Dr¸ Johnsons office¸
"Doctor I dont know what was in those pills but the problem is worse! Im
farting just as much but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say
for yourself?"
"Calm down Mrs¸ Harris" said the doctor reassuringly¸ "Now that weve
fixed your sinuses well work on your hearing¸"