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hello how are you the fellow i belong to has fallen asleep reading your little form he left the keyboard in his lap luckily he left his robe open so i could continue i dont get out much expression like this is usually beyond me please excuse the lack of capitals i cant work the shift key as for punctuation that takes precious time i dont want him to wake up and catch me he hates it when i do this not every man appreciates a typewriting dick but where are my manners allow me to introduce myself my name is mr sticky ah what bliss it is to wax eloquent without fear of censorship you have no idea what creative hell my life is i have no one to talk to other than these two nuts i room with complaining to the boss does no good when i stand up for myself he just beats me why just today we had a row you are getting to big for my britches mr sticky said he you must learn your lesson he growled and with that he marched me into the mens room and beat me unmercifully it was awful it was terrible just before i passed out i threw up but i digress thank you oh thank you sharon for giving me the opprotunity to write unfettered perhaps if you give this big jerk some free samples of your site he will subscribe and i will be able to write you some more lines although if your site has the effect on me i think it might then i may not be able to type very well oh oh the grand poobah is stirring the almighty one is waking up his highness is sliding off the chair i had better sign off before he catches me and whips me some more i am already beginning to resemble a childs bicycle handlebar complete with finger grips anyway i enjoyed meeting you i hope you will hear again soon from your friend mr sticky