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There’s only two words you need to describe pure‚ unadulterated evil; Jerry Seinfeld¸ I hate that guy¸ Nothing irks me more than to be innocently flipping through the channels in the drunken­like stupor that invariably accompanies the mere act of watching TV‚ just beginning to settle comfortably into the haze‚ only to be jolted out of the womb‚ as it were‚ by the grating sound of some whiny young geek screeching "Elaaaaaaaaaaine!!" through his nostrils¸ EGAD! What is this nonsense?! Hmm¸ Don’t recognize it¸ Just a pilot‚ I guess¸ Good¸ Won’t have to put up with that again‚ then¸ One week later: Hey Matt‚ have you ever seen the Manziere episode? No! Will everyone please shut up about it already?! What in the heck is a Manziere anyway? Well‚ this youthful‚ blissful ignorance could only last so long¸ I am now surrounded by this nincompoop‚ and by the nincompoops who think he is funny¸ They’re everywhere¸ Well I’ve got some bad news for you‚ guys¸ Seinfeld sucks¸ If you dont think so‚ you’re just wrong¸ End of story¸ I have been wracking my brains (an exercise which takes little time in my case) to try and compose a thesis explaining exactly why Seinfeld is such a bad man¸ But it finally occurred to me (I told you folks‚ I’m not too bright)‚ I can’t¸ It’s an exercise in futility¸ How can you explain the screamingly obvious? I compare it to trying to explain why sewer rats are bad¸ You can’t argue that point with anyone¸ Everybody just knows that they are real‚ real bad¸ But there are those out there who would argue that sewer rats are not bad at all¸ What do you say to someone like that? Nothing¸ You can’t argue with a complete denial of logic and reality¸ Hey guys! Remember that whole Black Plague thing? Half of Europe dead? Right¸ That’s the one¸ You might as well try to prove that the Earth is round¸ We all know it is¸ We all know that rats are bad¸ And so is Seinfeld¸ That’s it¸ I can’t say any more¸ My eyebrows are deeply furrowed with frustration now¸