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I dont want to join the army
I dont want to go to war
Id rather lay around
Picadilly on the ground
Leading the life of a high born lady
I dont want to join the army
I dont want to get me buttocks shot away
Id rather go to England
Jolly bloody England
And fornicate me bloody life away
On Monday night I touched her on the ankle
On Tuesday night I touched her on the knee
On Wednesday I confess I lifted up her dress
On Thursday night she cried "Oh blymee!"
On Friday night I got into her panties
On Saturday night she gave me balls a twitch
And on Sunday night after supper
I rammed the bugger up her
And now Im paying forty bob a week!!!
No I dont want to join the army
I dont want to go to war
Id rather lay around
Picadilly on the ground
Leading the life of a high born lady
I dont want to join the army
I dont want to get me buttocks shot away
Id rather go to England
Jolly bloody England
And fornicate me bloody life away