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Date: 970923
Time: 22:49:19

My most embarassing moment was at a goof friends’ wedding. I was not a favorite of his family or the bride’s family‚ as I was‚ at that young stage of my life a rebel without a clue!"The more ominous side of this wedding was that the wife’s family was Italian...let me expand...Sicialian...let me further expand on that SICILIAN...AKA...boom­boom gamborini and hsi pals...you get the idea.First of all‚ I thought it would be funny‚ given the obvious proclivity of the brides lineage towards matters‚ shall we say‚ in the shadowlnds of business‚ to wear what I perceived as a "Mafia­ish" outfit...balck shirt‚ white tie...(how embarassing to think of that!) I was not popular at the actual wedding. but when I came in to the reception‚ I was given what they (her family) described as "the hairt eye­ball" (I think that means the unfriendly glance!) Nayway‚ I sat down‚ and someonme whispered my fly was open..! I covered it with the edge of the table cloth‚ and zipped it up...but...you guessed it..the next time I got up‚ the whole tablefull of dinner came crashing off! Not only emabarassed‚ but fearing for my life‚ I fled in to the night! No more Mr. Wiseguy after that!